Friday, August 5, 2005

Writing on Your Ass

I've written on tons of things that people might think are odd - from walls to cars. But there's a recent trend in clothing that needs to be stopped - writing splayed across people's asses.

If you're over 14, your ass is too old to have writing on it. If you're under 14, your ass is too young to have writing on it.

What this means, in case it's unclear, is your ass should not be used as a message billboard. This includes, but is not limited to, "Cheerleader," "Princess," and "Bitch." You may be one or more of those things but big letters on your ass is not the best way to impart the message.

If you're a mother who's 16 year old daughter is parading around with letters on her ass, put an end to it. What are you thinking? Get a grip on this parenting thing. The stakes are high.

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